Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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