every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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