Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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