she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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