So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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