Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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