Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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