Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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