i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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