$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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