that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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