Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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