Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
be right there i have to get my cape
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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