dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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