I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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