you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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