Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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