when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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