Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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