ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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