If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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