currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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