she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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