Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
My balls are so social today.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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