No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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