love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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