No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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