I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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