Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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