ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
well you can't waste a boner
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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