I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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