Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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