Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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