1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
