some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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