Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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