So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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