he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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