If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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