the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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