Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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