I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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