If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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