so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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