I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
