is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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