Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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