I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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