yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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