Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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