glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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